Прокоментуйте вивіску «Побутова хімія» в супермаркеті

I can read. I can swim. I can jump. I can sing. I can walk. I can ride a horse.
I can cook. I can play the guitar. I can fly. I can drive.

I can't cook. I can't play the guitar. I can't fly. I can't drive.I can't read. I can't swim. I can't jump. I can't sing. I can't walk. I can't ride a horse.

I can read.
I can swim.
I can't ride a hors.
I can walk.
I can't cook.
I can jump.
I can sing.
I can't play the guitar.
I can't fly.
I can't drive.