The two men were sitting at the bar. the one (near) nearer to me was the (big) and (strong) man i have ever seen. the one (far) from me was the (small) and (weak) they were having the (violent) argument i had ever heard. suddenly the little man said, ‘it’s a case of the (small) brain in the world fitted into the (big) head! ’ they were his (last / latest) words. the little man didn’t know what hit him as he fell to the floor. ‘when shortie wakes up, tell him that was my (better / best) karate chop,’ the big man told the barman as he left. the next evening, king karate was at the bar as usual when shortie crept in quietly, swung his arm and the champ fell to the floor. ‘when karate wakes up,’ shortie said , ‘tell him it was my (oldest / eldest) land rover starting handle.’ ,!
